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omg “hey i just met you and this is crazy but welcome to hell, give me your soul.”
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Posted on May 31, 2012 via Sophisticentric with 63,133 notes
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Random Fact, 4: I have an Indiana-Jones-esque connection to my favorite hat, a Ricky Carmichael/Monster Energy cap that’s so worn and sun-damaged that it’s beginning to change color. I don’t give a fuck though, I love that hat
Have you even seen my Boston hat? Or my Cowboys hat? I wear the Boston hat nearly every day. I’ve had it for almost 3 years I believe and it is slowly turning brown and literally coming apart at the seams. GOML bitch :P
Posted on May 31, 2012 via Death Whispered A Lullaby with 1 note
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theamazingadventuresofspider-guy:
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suicideblonde:
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Fits Perfectly into Quentin Tarantino’s Movie Universe and Influences the Entire Filmography
By now, most Quentin Tarantino fans are aware of the connections interlaced throughout all of his films. John Travolta’s Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction is the brother of Michael Madsen’s Vic Vega in Reservoir Dogs, Harvey Keitel’s Mr. White worked with Alabama from True Romance, the plot basis for Kill Bill is described as the synopsis for a TV series in Pulp Fiction, etc.
Now the epiphany that Eli Roth’s character of Donny Donowitz aka “The Bear Jew” in Inglourious Basterds is the father of the movie producer Lee Donowitz in True Romance has inspired a truly mind-blowing theory that the rest of the films (chronologically speaking) in Tarantino’s filmography take place in a world where [Inglorious Basterds spoiler] World War II came to an end when Adolf Hitler was brutally murdered in a movie theater by the Basterds.
This initial connection was brought up in an article on Cracked, but a poster on Reddit (via David Chen’s Twitter) has more eloquently summed up what this means for Tarantino’s movieverse:
As it turns out, Donny Donowitz, ‘The Bear Jew’, is the father of movie producer Lee Donowitz from True Romance – which means that, in Tarantino’s universe, everybody grew up learning about how a bunch of commando Jews machine gunned Hitler to death in a burning movie theater, as opposed to quietly killing himself in a bunker. Because World War 2 ended in a movie theater, everybody lends greater significance to pop culture, hence why seemingly everybody has Abed-level knowledge of movies and TV. Likewise, because America won World War 2 in one concentrated act of hyperviolent slaughter, Americans as a whole are more desensitized to that sort of thing. Hence why Butch is unfazed by killing two people, Mr. White and Mr. Pink take a pragmatic approach to killing in their line of work, Esmerelda the cab driver is obsessed with death, etc. You can extrapolate this further when you realize that Tarantino’s movies are technically two universes – he’s gone on record as saying that Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn take place in a ‘movie movie universe’; that is, they’re movies that characters from the Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, and Death Proof universe would go to see in theaters. (Kill Bill, after all, is basically Fox Force Five, right on down to Mia Wallace playing the title role.) What immediately springs to mind about Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn? That they’re crazy violent, even by Tarantino standards. These are the movies produced in a world where America’s crowning victory was locking a bunch of people in a movie theater and blowing it to bits – and keep in mind, Lee Donowitz, son of one of the people on the suicide mission to kill Hitler, is a very successful movie producer. Basically, it turns every Tarantino movie into alternate reality sci fi. I love it so hard.
AGREE
Woah.
I already knew this but I just love Tarantino so much. He is by far my favorite director.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uw9gSZmJ1qz9qooo1_500.jpg)
theamazingadventuresofspider-guy:
By now, most Quentin Tarantino fans are aware of the connections interlaced throughout all of his films. John Travolta’s Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction is the brother of Michael Madsen’s Vic Vega in Reservoir Dogs, Harvey Keitel’s Mr. White worked with Alabama from True Romance, the plot basis for Kill Bill is described as the synopsis for a TV series in Pulp Fiction, etc.
Now the epiphany that Eli Roth’s character of Donny Donowitz aka “The Bear Jew” in Inglourious Basterds is the father of the movie producer Lee Donowitz in True Romance has inspired a truly mind-blowing theory that the rest of the films (chronologically speaking) in Tarantino’s filmography take place in a world where [Inglorious Basterds spoiler] World War II came to an end when Adolf Hitler was brutally murdered in a movie theater by the Basterds.
This initial connection was brought up in an article on Cracked, but a poster on Reddit (via David Chen’s Twitter) has more eloquently summed up what this means for Tarantino’s movieverse:
As it turns out, Donny Donowitz, ‘The Bear Jew’, is the father of movie producer Lee Donowitz from True Romance – which means that, in Tarantino’s universe, everybody grew up learning about how a bunch of commando Jews machine gunned Hitler to death in a burning movie theater, as opposed to quietly killing himself in a bunker. Because World War 2 ended in a movie theater, everybody lends greater significance to pop culture, hence why seemingly everybody has Abed-level knowledge of movies and TV. Likewise, because America won World War 2 in one concentrated act of hyperviolent slaughter, Americans as a whole are more desensitized to that sort of thing. Hence why Butch is unfazed by killing two people, Mr. White and Mr. Pink take a pragmatic approach to killing in their line of work, Esmerelda the cab driver is obsessed with death, etc. You can extrapolate this further when you realize that Tarantino’s movies are technically two universes – he’s gone on record as saying that Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn take place in a ‘movie movie universe’; that is, they’re movies that characters from the Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, and Death Proof universe would go to see in theaters. (Kill Bill, after all, is basically Fox Force Five, right on down to Mia Wallace playing the title role.) What immediately springs to mind about Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn? That they’re crazy violent, even by Tarantino standards. These are the movies produced in a world where America’s crowning victory was locking a bunch of people in a movie theater and blowing it to bits – and keep in mind, Lee Donowitz, son of one of the people on the suicide mission to kill Hitler, is a very successful movie producer. Basically, it turns every Tarantino movie into alternate reality sci fi. I love it so hard.
AGREE
Woah.
I already knew this but I just love Tarantino so much. He is by far my favorite director.
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Posted on May 31, 2012 via Suicide Blonde with 3,376 notes
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Posted on May 31, 2012 via Barrett Garese with 8,614 notes
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Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.4) What do you think about most?5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?7) What's your strangest talent?8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?11) Do you have any strange phobias?12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?13) What's your religion?14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?17) What was the last lie you told?18) Do you believe in karma?19) What does your URL mean?20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?21) Who is your celebrity crush?22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?23) How do you vent your anger?24) Do you have a collection of anything?25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?26) Are you happy with the person you've become?27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?28) What's your biggest "what if"?29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.31) Smell the air. What do you smell?32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?35) To you, what is the meaning of life?36) Define Art.37) Do you believe in luck?38) What's the weather like right now?39) What time is it?40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?41) What was the last book you read?42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?43) Do you have any nicknames?44) What was the last movie you saw?45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?47) Do you have any obsessions right now?48) What's your sexual orientation?49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?50) Do you believe in magic?51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?52) What is your astrological sign?53) Do you save money or spend it?54) What's the last thing you purchased?55) Love or lust?56) In a relationship?57) How many relationships have you had?58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?59) Where were you yesterday?60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?61) Are you wearing socks right now?62) What's your favorite animal?63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?64) Where is your best friend?65) Spit or swallow?(;66) What is your heritage?67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?68) What do you think is Satan's last name?69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?77) How can I win your heart?78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?80) What size shoes do you wear?81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?82) What is your favorite word?83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.84) What is a saying you say a lot?85) What's the last song you listened to?86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?87) What is your current desktop picture?88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?96) Do you have any relatives in jail?97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?98) Ever been on a plane?99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. -
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Posted on May 31, 2012 via title with 5,013 notes
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Darcy’s first day home — she fell asleep on the vet’s table after the exam.
Posted on May 30, 2012 via OCD: Obsessive Corgi Disorder with 1,497 notes
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Cooper jumping on his younger “Brother from another mother” named Blade! I think he was showing his brother who was boss! Caption-“Don’t U dare talk abowt my Momma dat wayz!
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Posted on May 30, 2012 via OCD: Obsessive Corgi Disorder with 358 notes
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Posted on May 30, 2012 via fi fo fiddle diddle hi ho with 2,257 notes
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I don’t smoke, in fact I think weed is pretty fucking dumb, but man I could look at pipes all day long. I’m a sucker for good glasswork.
I feel the exact same way.
Posted on May 30, 2012 via How to be a Con Artist. with 5 notes
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Welch's. Unathletic athlete. Loving life. Salisbury '15. Have low-paying life aspirations. Smart by birth, slacker by choice. Point of life is to have fun, so I do. Taken by my wonderful girlfriend Kylie, sorry ladies. Just here to do my thing.
